“A meow massages the heart.”
- Stuart McMillan
“No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.”
- Abraham Lincoln
“Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.”
- Unknown
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
- Unknown
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
- Unknown
” No heaven will not ever be Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me.”
- Unknown
“How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.”
- Robert A. Heinlein
“Dogs have owners, cats have staff.”
- Unknown
“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.”
- Anonymous
“There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.”
- Anonymous
“No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.”
- Leo Dworken
“One cat just leads to another.”
- Ernest Hemingway
“The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.”
- Ernest Menaul
“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.”
- Ellen Perry Berkeley
“People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.”
- Faith Resnick
“One reason we admire cats is for their proficiency in one-upmanship. They always seem to come out on top, no matter what they are doing, or pretend they do.”
- Barbara Webster
“I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted–but his or her entertainment value.”
- Geoffrey Household
“As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.”
- Cleveland Amory
